- I slept 8 hours yesterday
- I slept 10 hours last night
- I slept 6 hours today
- I’m still tired
- An old woman in a bathrobe with crazy hair stopped in front of my moving car tonight when I was driving home (Colfax is so fun) and started screaming at me
- Then I saw another guy in a bathrobe
- And then another
- I figured out that American Ninja Warrior is what’s going on at Civic Center Park in Denver this weekend
- My French fries need to cook so I can go to bed
